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Phoebe: What kind of stuff did you guys learn in college?
Dad: Hm, let's see. I really learned to like coffee.
Phoebe: What else?
Dad: Nothing! That's it.
Phoebe: Oo, can I start drinking coffee and then skip college?
Mom: No and no.
Dad: We'll talk later.
Being at a Scottish university, I learned to like whisky.