Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for June 08, 2016
Transcript:
Marigold: Unicorns actually have a legend involving dioramas. A unicorn called Robin Velvet Eyes had a profound disagreement with his mother when they were making one about a llama farm. One night before bed, they fought over the punctuation on a single miniature sign, after which they were both in therapy for years. This is known as the llama diorama pajama comma drama trauma. Phoebe: Unicorns have a low standard for "legends".
OK, we’re kind of going Pastis here ;-)