Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for December 04, 2016

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Phoebe: A shooting star! We started calling them that before we knew they were meteorites, and we still do even though we know now. Marigold: We used to call them UNICORNS WHO HAVE TRIPPED AND FALLEN. We believe the stars were an invading unicorn army, and when one would slip and tumble form the sky, we would all rush there to interrogate them! This resulted in MANY unicorns being bonked in the head with meteorites. Phoebe: You didn't update your myth? Marigold: Well, we had taken repeated blows to the head.