Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for October 19, 2003
Transcript:
Poncho: I don't speak cat, but with my universal translator I can understand everything they say. Cat: Meow. Poncho: You want to go outside. In the pouring rain? Okay, if you say so. Cat: ! Meow? Poncho: You're welcome, my pleasure. Cats: Meow Meow. Poncho: One at a time! Okay, you want me to eat your food, and you... oh, you also want me to eat your food. Okay! This translaor is a major step forward in dog/cat relations. Fish: It's going to translate into a spanking next.