Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for November 29, 2003
Transcript:
Poncho: Ok, look, there's a kid named Timmy who's in trouble at the old mill and nobody believes me! Collie: Why not? Poncho: Because I'm duplicitous, self-serving, was into Amway for a little while... but that's not important right now! What's important is there's a little kid in trouble! Collie: And they'll believe me 'cause i'm a collie? Poncho: Right. I want 50% of the credit though. Collie: 25%. And I get the TV rights. Poncho: Arrr! Why do people trust collies?