Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for February 03, 2005
Transcript:
Poncho: You've been around a long time, Pops. You must have deciphered the mysteries of the can opener. Pops: We didn't have cans back in my day. We didn't even have the word "open". Everything was closed all the time. Poncho: At what point did they invent walking away? Pops: I patented that! You owe me a nickel!