Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for March 04, 2007
Transcript:
Poncho: Even if we successfully build a catapult big enough to launch cats into the sun, how are we ever going to launch them all? Boomer: One word: Franchise. Poncho: Franchise? Boomer: I envision a chain of cat-catapult outlets across the globe! There'll be thousands of convenient locations for people to bring their cats in for catapulting! So, would you like a franchise? Poncho: Um... okay. Boomer: Great! That'll be ten thousands dollars. Poncho: I don't have ten thousand dollars. Boomer: Really? No stocks? Retirement savings? Poncho: No. Boomer: Dang! Poncho: Hey, we can just stick to barking at them. That's free. Boomer: I know, I know, it's just... sometimes I don't know if we're getting the message across, y'know?