Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for September 01, 2008

Transcript:

Poncho: I don't like being down here in the basement. There might be a boogey-man. Chazz: Poncho, there's no such thing as a boogeyman. Poncho: Oh, really? Space is infinite, right? Chazz: Uh, right. Poncho: Well, if Drake's equation proves extra-terrestrial life exists, and there are an infinite number of planets, any number multiplied by infinity equals infinity, so given an infinite number of basements sooner or later one will contain a boogeyman. Chazz: Poncho just proved the existence of the boogeyman.