Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for September 27, 2008
September 26, 2008
September 28, 2008
Transcript:
Poncho: So God hates me because I live with cats! Hudson: I doubt that. I think God is supposed to love all creatures equally. Poncho: Oh, as if! It's God! He's not an idiot! Hudson: He loves us all the same. Poncho: There's no way! You think he loves unicorns the exact same as he loves tapeworms? Hudson: The Bible says that in heaven "the lamb will lie down the lion." Poncho: And the unicorn will lie down with the tapeworm? Hudson: I think there's going to be more tapeworms in heaven than we were expecting.
Dogs don’t go to heaven… They go to the land of meat. It’s been covered already.