Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for April 30, 2009

Transcript:

Poncho: Okay, there are three ways to woo women: Good looks, good personality, or money. Uh... Got any money? Bird: Nooo. Poncho: Okay, well fortunately there's still trickery. You go talk to her, and I'll feed you lines from behind that bush like Cyrano de Bergerac. Bird: Ew, I think I just sat in gum. No, don't say that part. Sigh, you're an idiot. No, you're an idiot. Stop talking. Okay, abort, abort, return to base.