Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for December 20, 2009

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Poncho: Hey, look, Pez dispensers! You should get Carmen one of those for Christmas! Chazz: Carmen is worth more than a Pez dispenser. Poncho: Why don't you get her a keychain? Chazz: No, Poncho, I have to get her something better. Poncho: We, what then? I mean surely you're not going to get her something as lavish and extravagant as this deluxe turbo vacuum cleaner? Chazz: Why wouldn't I? Poncho: She's not worth that! Surely you wouldn't get her that! Chazz: On, yes. She is worth it! Just watch me get her this vacuum cleaner! Christmas morn... Chazz: I'm a dead man.