Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for January 02, 2011
Transcript:
Poncho: This year I resolve to do a good deed. Hudson: A good deed? Poncho: That's right. Selflessness is its own reward, Hudson. Hudson: Yeah, I know, but resolving to do a good deed? It just seems like you're not shooting that high. Poncho: Okay, okay… Poncho: I resolve to do a good deed, and make a million dollars.
Steve Martin: “How to be a Millionaire and NEVER Pay Taxes.”
First, you get a million dollars.
Then, when the tax man comes, you say, “I FORGOT!”