Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for November 03, 2013
Transcript:
Poncho: Bark bark bark! Squiggles: That dog is barking at us! Run, Suzy! Squiggles: That rotten dog! I'll get even one day! Suzy: Oh don't let it bother you, little squirrel! Squiggles: Darn it! I'm sick of being pushed around by that dog! Charles atlas says he can make a real squirrel out of me! Squiggles: Boy! It took 5 years, but look at those muscles! He won't push me around again! Squiggles: Hey, dog! Poncho: Squiggles? Is that you? Poncho: Geez, I'm sure sorry about all the times I barked at you when I was younger. How you doin'? Did you make something special of yourself?
the back page of comic books ,as memory serves, also hawked the ‘giant treasure chest of army men’ that went into detail of all various types of army men and their equipment. Bazookamen! Machine gunners! mine sweepers! Artillery! the mine boggled at all the cool stuff ….and, if you were so inclined to actually send in the 5 bucks, the giant treasure chest later came in the mail in a box about the size of 3 × 5 card—and the armymen were tiny little 2 dimensional molded plastic figures that had to be pushed into their tiny little bases to enable them to stand—a child’s first lesson in misleading advertising