Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for June 29, 2016
Transcript:
Poncho: A huge squirrel attacked you in the park? For no reason? Carmen: I wouldn't say it was for no reason. He seemed directed at me specifically. And all the other squirrels had gathered around to watch. It's like it was planned or something. It was right when Chazz was calling me "Poncho". Poncho: Hey, speaking of Chazz, let's get that guy on some lunch! Carmen: You don't know anything about it, do you? Poncho: Ham sandwiches! Plenty of mustard!
Pooch will get better real quick if Carmen starts reading him the comments from Ten Cats every day.