Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for August 20, 2016
August 19, 2016
August 21, 2016
Transcript:
Poncho: So what are we supposed to do if there are intruders? Dog: Run at them and bark. Haven't you ever seen a move? Poncho: I have seen movies, and it usually doesn't work out well for the dogs. Dog: Don't worry, the chances of anyone breaking in are extremely remote. There'd have to be some reason they thought the defenses were extra weak.
I notice that the crime rate in my city has gone down since the last “Striped Shirts and Bad Guy Masks R Us” store closed down.