Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for February 15, 2017
Transcript:
Poncho: Wait, if the universe is going to rebel against my effort to be kind, we need to define just what kindness really is. For instance, does an act of kindness still count if you do it to feel good about yourself? Is it invalidated if you brag about it afterwards? What if you help somebody who's a bad person? What if you donate money that you got by cheating on your taxes? Universe: What an exhausting little dog.
Poncho is not a rebel in the Universe, the Universe is just repelled by Poncho.