Prickly City by Scott Stantis for August 15, 2007
Winslow: As the front runner, shouldn't I be campaigning in Iowa, Carmen. Carmen: Your staff has a different strategy in mind for you, Winslow. Winslow: They want to spread me around, get me to the super-duper Tuesday states. When do we leave? Carmen: They're paying me to keep you right here. Winslow: I get it! Keep me in reserve until the all important Samoa caucus!