Prickly City by Scott Stantis for April 01, 2008
Transcript:
Carmen: What do you mean "The Constitution says we have to break up," Winslow? Winslow: Article II, section 1, subsection 3. Carmen: That's amazing... Winslow: I know, right? Carmen: That you read the Constitution. Winslow: No, I got an e-mail from a guy in Seattle, so it must be true!