Gimla’s thought balloon: I was assured I had a private booking for this pool! I am giving this place such a bad review on Yelp!
You say it’s broccoli, I say it’s spinach and I say to KA-hell with it.
Austin Powers: Oh, no, I’ve gone cross-eyed.
Basil: I suggest you don’t worry about those things and just enjoy yourself. [to camera] That goes for you all, too.
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999)
“Galaxia and Her Unicorn”? Billy Shakespeare was wrong… a comic by any other name would not smell so sweet.
So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, good riddance
To you, and you, and you and you and you
Dang you, Johnston! Gosh dang you to heck!
No, Elvis—curtains are just empty calories. Eat the sofa instead.
Door, huh (good God)
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing, listen to me, oh
Monster Squisher 4? Pfft. Now, Monster Squisher 3—that’s a game that instills a sense of wonder.
From today’s Comics Curmudgeon:
No! No!!! I don’t care how cheap they are — a plugger would never purchase tofu, do you hear me? Never! Never!!!!
Gimla’s thought balloon: I was assured I had a private booking for this pool! I am giving this place such a bad review on Yelp!