Recent Comments

1. almost 9 years ago on Tom the Dancing Bug

   Remind me again why extrajudicial punishment is a good thing?

2. over 9 years ago on Tom the Dancing Bug

   Today, the role of Loius Maltby will be played by Bertrand Russell.

3. almost 10 years ago on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

   Absolute value means that negative numbers count as positive. Which means that the -1000 wishes she’d end up would count as 1000.

4. over 10 years ago on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

   Fun fact: #1 on that list actually has historical precedent. Look up “wine bricks” on Google.

5. over 11 years ago on [Deleted]

   Which I suppose answers the classic theological conundrum: “Can God have a CD collection so vast that not even He can rip all of them?”

6. almost 12 years ago on Medium Large

   I don’t get why Batman’s complaining. Robin’s new suit combines “terrify criminals” and “brightly colored distraction” into a single package!

7. almost 12 years ago on Medium Large

   Kucinich wasn’t ever a Senator. I will, however, accept either James Inholfe or Bernie Sanders depending on which political orientation you wish to paint as dumb and/or crazy.

8. about 12 years ago on Tom the Dancing Bug

   Everyone who watched the debate lost because we had to experience Jim Lehrer. I haven’t seen a moderator responsible for that big of a disaster since April of 1986.

9. over 12 years ago on Tom the Dancing Bug

   Geez, 4 million on the volcano lair? You’re slacking, Mitt, every supervillain knows that a GOOD volcano lair runs at least ten figures.

10. over 12 years ago on Tom the Dancing Bug

    The problem is that you are attempting to satire a mindset that would post exactly what you said with all seriousness. It’s the same problem the Onion has, really.