Side effects of monarchy include: empire-building, hemophilia, an unsustainable caste system, extended ear growth, male pattern baldness and adultery. In rare Russian cases, monarchy can lead to violent communist overthrow. Do not attempt to crush an American revolution while on Monarchy. If symptoms persist for more than 5 centuries please consult your pope.
To be clear – first two panels – Abe is talking to Sir Wilfrid Laurier (on the $5 bill – thus the blue hue); the rest – he’s talking to Sir John A. Macdonald (on the $10 bill – thus the purple hue). Canadian money – different colours so you pay the right amount out at the bar.
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