Side effects of monarchy include: empire-building, hemophilia, an unsustainable caste system, extended ear growth, male pattern baldness and adultery. In rare Russian cases, monarchy can lead to violent communist overthrow. Do not attempt to crush an American revolution while on Monarchy. If symptoms persist for more than 5 centuries please consult your pope.
Side effects of monarchy include: empire-building, hemophilia, an unsustainable caste system, extended ear growth, male pattern baldness and adultery. In rare Russian cases, monarchy can lead to violent communist overthrow. Do not attempt to crush an American revolution while on Monarchy. If symptoms persist for more than 5 centuries please consult your pope.