The two candidates in the 2020 election, the greatest of our time.
The one good thing about Michigan fans is that they hate Ohio State. The one good thing about Ohio State fans is that they hate Michigan.
Just to highlight the absurdity of North Carolina: Our legislature said college IDs aren’t good enough to use to vote. In other words, IDs issued by the state of North Carolina aren’t good enough for the state of North Carolina.
IKR?
Nancy’s going to hate Quill more than she ever hated Toni.
Well, Luann does have one marriage proposal in the bank.
And thus, the angels began to sing; and thus, the moment was to be forever remembered in poetry and song.
The wind taketh away; the wind giveth.
The lame pun is an incredibly underrated source of humor.
President Te’o announces that what he thought was catfish may now be salmon. He will verify at lunch tomorrow.
The two candidates in the 2020 election, the greatest of our time.