Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 03, 2013
Goat: Hey, Pig. What's the matter with you? Pig: My sister's coming over. And she really bugs me because the only time she wants to see me is when she wants something. Goat: Tell her how you feel. Pig: I've tried but she doesn't understand. Goat: Here, draw it out for her. Say 'Look, sis, we're like planets, each moving in our own ellipse... But sometimes, our orbits intersect. And during that time, you always want things.' Pig: That's great. I'll have to show her that and- Sister: Heya, brother...can I borrow a tack?...I'm trying to put up a poster. Pig: I'm afraid not. Sister: Why not? Pig: Because I gave you a tack yesterday. And besides, every time you see me, all you want to do is borrow stuff. Sister: So? Pig: SO READ MY ELLIPSE, NO NEW TACK, SIS! Goat: You ruin my entire Sunday.