Young, handsome, virile, bare-faced liar
I’ve had one, and I can’t recommend it!
A pedant writes:No apostrophe in Disraeli! (His father spelt it with one, but Our Ben dropped it when he turned C of E.)
At least it didn’t explode.
Just like the ones Monty wore yesterday.
My garden’s full of slow worms … which aren’t actually snakes. (Nor worms!)Never seen an adder yet.
Neddie Seagoon? There’s a blast from the past! “If England means as much too you as Engand means to meeeeeee!!!!”“Silly twisted boy…”
Ah, you beat me to it!
So that thing on the end of his ‘nose’ isn’t a microphone after all?
Nah — Hollywood. Didn’t you see The Truman Show?
They plaster the walls in a spaceship?
I’ve had one, and I can’t recommend it!