Recent Comments

1. about 3 years ago on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

   It’s a lot shorter when the hairs all have the same name and she dyes her hair to a uniform color.

2. about 3 years ago on Tom the Dancing Bug

   Ms Mills is clearly not a true conservative, she didn’t even point out that protecting herself with the shield would make her nothing but a slave of the state!

3. over 5 years ago on Basic Instructions

   For that matter, are we sure Hunter Thompson wasn’t a vampire? Or at least some kind of fabulous beast?

4. about 12 years ago on Cow and Boy Classics

   I’m afraid I do. You wouldn’t believe all the junk I floss out of there. One time I found Andre Dawson…

5. about 12 years ago on [Deleted]

   A petard was an explosive device soldiers once used to affix to doors and gates to blow them open and force entry. Not sure where “hoisting” comes in…

6. about 12 years ago on Cow and Boy Classics

   Legends in their own time? Be their own men? Hoist with their own petard? (Yayyy, petard!)

7. about 12 years ago on Cow and Boy Classics

   I took ‘biggering’ to be a reference to out of control population growth.

8. over 12 years ago on Cow and Boy Classics

   Puree-O-Fish

9. over 12 years ago on Cow and Boy Classics

   “The following schools are operating under a 1 hour delay due to this mornings heavy zombie activity…” and “Despite widespread massacres, Apocalypse County voters last night rejected a zombie-control tax referendum that would have increased property taxes 0.25%”.

10. over 12 years ago on Cow and Boy Classics

    Captain Babylimbs could provide semaphore warning to multiple communities at once! Just sayin’.