Bad choice. Look before you leap, kids! It reminds me, though, of “Gumby & Pokey” and the theme song that includes, “He can walk into any book, with his pony pal Pokey, too.”
Decker & Ilia (or, at least, the artificial version of her, created by Vger) merged & went off into another dimension. And they didn’t even light up cigarettes afterwards. :p
Just don’t do, “99 Bottles of Beer On the Wall.”