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1. 15 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Reminds me of the name of a race horse I saw years ago: Hoof Hearted.

2. 15 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

   I met a guy from New York when I was in Alaska. He was celebrating his 21st birthday. He had no idea how to drive a car because his family had never owned one. They went everywhere by taxi, or they flew if it was very far. His mom and dad were both lawyers.

3. 23 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Big whoopie – the players are all male.

4. 24 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Bob isn’t depressed. He actually looks quite gay.

5. 25 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Except when your upper case “I” looks like your lower case “l”.

6. 28 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

   My guess is it would depend on the speed of the turn and how strong the static charge is. At a slow speed, the balloon would turn with the head, but a quick turn would break the static bond and the balloon would fall. Dang it-now I have to buy a balloon. Luckily, I still have the hair.

7. about 1 month ago on Pearls Before Swine

   The “Supreme Creator” was the so-called “Big Bang,” when our universe came into existence.

8. about 2 months ago on Pearls Before Swine

   He is way overqualified to work for that moron.

9. about 2 months ago on Pearls Before Swine

   I went to see my eye doctor yesterday. After about 45 minutes in the waiting room, I was called in and an assistant did a preliminary exam of my eyes. I have advanced macular degeneration in my left eye, which means I have lost the central vision. If I look straight at a full moon and cover my right eye, the moon disappears completely. If I look a short distance away I can see the moon with peripheral vision. There is no cure for macular degeneration. My right eye has a cataract that makes everything dim, like looking through a foggy window. A cataract can be removed and replaced with an artificial lens. I have a hard time reading anything, even my computer screen when it is zoomed in. Black text looks pale gray. This has been getting worse for about a year, so I thought I was ready for surgery. Anyway, after the preliminary exam, I was shown a second waiting room and told to wait for the doctor. This wait was only fifteen minutes. The doc checked my eyes, spending maybe ten minutes. Then he told me to come back in SIX MONTHS! He said I can see well enough to drive, so I am okay. I will not drive in even moderate traffic, so I’m lucky to live in a small town. I was very disappointed in the doctor’s decision, but I did not think of kicking him. I am 75, and the doctor is 96. He is still sharp-minded but looks very feeble. I might think differently about my other doctor, a much younger guy. He is fair game.

10. about 2 months ago on Pearls Before Swine

    If they were white boots, ron desantis would buy a pair.