I want a T-shirt that reads “If you’re reading this, WHERE IS YOUR PHONE?”
Not getting a date isn’t the end of the world.
A mime is a terrible thing to waste.
Zebras are also predated on by hyenas, cheetahs, crocodiles, and painted dogs. Stop blaming just the lions!
I’m 5’4". Everyone else in my family is over 5’8", including my two YOUNGER sisters. I never got hand-me-downs. I got hand-me-ups.
Also, litters average about 10 piglets. You have to wonder about a sow that only has one.
Who put the bop in the bop she bop she bop?
I didn’t realize that God picked sides. And how do you know whose side he’s on?
I’m surprised that he never thought of that before. It seems like such a perfect fit!
That’s exactly why I never got my driver’s license. Under pressure I have a hard time telling my left from my right. I didn’t want to try it in a moving vehicle.
I want a T-shirt that reads “If you’re reading this, WHERE IS YOUR PHONE?”