Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 26, 2003
July 25, 2003
July 27, 2003
Transcript:
"Who are all you people?"
"The Diminutive Doomsayers..."
"The End Is Near."
"...We're short little guys who pray fervently for the end of this world."
"Why do you do that?"
"We can't get dates."
Pig should totally join.