Reality Check by Dave Whamond for January 25, 2015

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Reality Check Captains Blog Space- the final frontier- speaking of space- why- do I- always-leave a space between- words- when I'm trying-to be- dramatic? Lookups old alien hookups on Facebook. Yikes! #Exes be Cray Cray!! Sometimes I beam down wearing a red shirt- when I'm feeling- dangerous! Little-known Kirk fact: my toupee is actually a Tribble. Pranked Scotty when I switched the dilithium crystals with Folgers crystals. LOL Saw Uhura in that miniskirt. Set my phasers on stunning! Khan! Khaaaaaan! Oh he's not here- I just like saying that. Khaaaann!