Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for February 22, 1998
Transcript:
Husband: Well, I was opening a can of paint when this unseasonal humidity caused the lid to flip out of my hand and land on the floor right side up. Unfortunately, it scared the cat and he ran through the paint on the lid, and I was trying to keep him from running upstairs and across the new carpet, but I missed him and I stepped in the paint can, which tripped me into the laundry tub, which broke the water line and flooded the basement, and that brings us pretty much up-to-date. So as you can see, this really wasn't my fault, it was El Nino's. El Nino isn't to blame for all bad things this year. There's also El Ninnie.