Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for November 29, 1998
Transcript:
Doctor: Just how much Turkey did he ingest? Woman: Darm near three-quarters of our 20-pound bird, then a huge bowl of Trukey hash that his mother brought over, and about a gallon and a half of turkey gravy. Doctor: Well, as you may or may not know, the tryptophane in Turkey makes one sleepy. A rough calculation would suggest that he'll be waking sometime in the spring. He sleeps with the turkeys.