Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for November 03, 2002
Transcript:
Bob: I was wondering, is this a good time of year to plant grass seed? Grass salesman: Well, Bob, it's as good a time as any for you. Do you want the mix that hangs on desperately waiting for you to water it, then dies and you call to complain? Or the mix that immediately gets eaten my birds and you call us a few dozen times to complain? Bob: Um, could I get somebody who doesn't know me so well to wait on me?