Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for January 12, 2003
Transcript:
Woman: Oh good, you're home. The furance is out and the pipes are frozen. Man: Well, that's the best news I've had all year. No more days off 'til who knows when. Taxes are coming to pound me again. The bills are swirling like a tropical storm. It'll be June before I am warm. So please someone tell me right now and right here why they call it Happy New Year.