Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for May 01, 2010
April 30, 2010
May 02, 2010
Transcript:
Man: The new neighbor called our three overhanging his fence "An egregious, imminent threat." No one uses "Egregious" in a sentence. Do you know what this means? Woman: He's a jerk? Man:Worse. He's a lawyer!
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I much prefer gregarious threats. I like them to be followed by smiling face emoticons.