Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for May 28, 2015
May 27, 2015
May 29, 2015
Transcript:
Man: Would you put my keys in your purse? They make a lump in my pocket. Here, put my wallet in there too. Woman: Now I understand why men don't carry purses. Because women carry purses. Man: Duh.
Men USED-TO (several Hundred years ago) carry Purses but got out out of the habit as Cut-Purses (AKA Pick-Pockets) got better and better at their jobs. Carrying, and being ready at all times to instantly ready to USE a Sword, became their primary duty and a Servant handled the Money for them.
Men USED-TO (several Hundred years ago) carry Purses but got out out of the habit as Cut-Purses (AKA Pick-Pockets) got better and better at their jobs. Carrying, and being ready at all times to instantly ready to USE a Sword, became their primary duty and a Servant handled the Money for them.