Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for June 17, 2015
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Transcript:
Man: This is your I.D? Woman: Yes. Man: Sorry. I'm going to have to decline your purchase. You are a moderately average looking human being, and the face on your driver's license is of a hideous deformed alien.
Every driver’s license photo I’ve had makes me look like a finalist in both the town drunk and village idiot contests.