Red and Rover by Brian Basset for December 06, 2016
Transcript:
Red: Doug on the bus said his folks are getting an artificial tree for Christmas this year. A fake tree. It's made, not grown, never needs watering. Rover: No watering?!? This could have a serious tinkle down effect on dogs everywhere. Red: You mean trickle-down effect, don't you? Rover: No
When I was in Viet Nam a guy in my hootch got an artificial tree from his wife but the box with the ornaments got lost in shipment. We decorated the tree with the blue ribbons we cut off Pabst Blue Ribbon beer cans.