Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for December 10, 2011
the handprint turkey a childhood classic art form rediscovered. 1. place one hand palm down on a sheet of paper with fingers slightly spread. trace carefully around your hand with a crayon. 2. lift your hand to reveal a neatly outlined handprint. 3. using your favorite colors, add a beak, eyes, wattles, 2 legs & plumage. voila-tom turkey! turkey: gobble. gobble. 3. suddenly- chop turkey: ow, my thumb! i mean, my head! man: let's eat! boy: i get a finger! next week - tryptophan hangover cures.