Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for May 06, 2013
May 02, 2013
May 13, 2013
Transcript:
cookie advisory a troop of rogue girl scouts is reportedly selling non-girl-scout-sanctioned cookies in your cookie-buying area. if you have recently purchased boxes of any of the cookies pic-tured below, you are advised to dispose of them immediately. tinfoils shotbread with bits of foil. note: ignore the micro-wave recipe on box. bandarlogs made with wood chips & not less that 10% monkeys. alkoids curiously bitter: produces a pucker of malocclusive proportion. dese 'n' dose these fell off a truck. fugu fugus contain highly toxic japanese blowfish. other-wise quite tasty. peanut butter munchs they're edible but just way too creepy. man: omigod, girl scouts! woman: hide! girl: heh heh
No Crunchy Frogs?