Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for July 25, 2014

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restaurant closings the following establishments have been closed for health code violations. la grenouille d'or. excessive atmosphere comparable to the mariana trench. patrons complaining of nosebleeds & "the bends." crazy lucy's crazy lucy's. putative biker bar actually frequented exclusively by wusses with vespas. reef 'n' beef 'n' surf 'n' turf ambulance reef 'n' beef 'n' surf 'n' turf. standing rib roast feel, injuring twelve. cap'n bill's crabhouse & dinner theater now playing the vagina monologue's cap'n bill's crabhouse & dinner theater., production of "the vagina monologoues" deemed inappropriate. wheeburger wheeburger. cootie contamintion in ball pit. soylentia soylentia. soused sous-chef's sour sauces soil sausage souffle. six times real fast.