Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for May 31, 2015
richard's poor almanac literary calendar by mr. richard thompson 19 monday 7 p.m. author/liar stephen glass ("the fabulist") discusses his work and de-scribes how he won the nobel prize for literature, decipher-ed the human genome & created spongebob squarepants. recep-tion to follow. remainders books. 20 tuesday the american idol finale is on. stay home & watch tv. and tomorrow. 22 wednesday 7 p.m. all democratic presiden-tial candidates sign their bloated, unnec-essary biographies. pushing & shoving to follow. politics 'n' stuff. 23 thursday 7 p.m. edna weebles, author of "lardass nation: americans are food pyramids," discusses it with her mouthfull. wideaisle books. 24 friday 7 p.m. errol flemm reads & gestures from his graphic novel "spazzoid wars: giant mangaloid robots explode things." heavy breathing to follow. holy jeepers comic shop. 7:30 p.m. pulp this book writer's work-shop explores tech-niques for turning poorly-selling books into those crappy cardboard drink trays they hand you at mcdonald's. creative crisis to follow. silage books.
That should be Republican elephants on rampage as Hillary and Bernie look on.