Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for August 31, 2015
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Transcript:
restaurant closings the following establishments have been closed for health code violations. hellfire chili hut hellfire chili hut - hot & spicy icon of menu () too easily confused with healthy heart icon (), en-dangering the elderly and those with compromised immune systems. slaw-2-u cole slaw wagon 1-800-cole slaw slaw-2-u mobile food unit - van leaks mayonnaise. whole business plan seems poorly thought out. 3 guys and a microwave we reheat you eat 3 guys and a microwave big dude platter 3 guys and a microwave - beercan ziggurat woefully unstable. tv way too loud. pizzaburritoburger had bites taken out of it already. sam delabianno's authentic italy food only not al qaeda! just italy halal lasagna drivers pilots wanted sam delabianno's - no actual italian food on menu. suspected al qaeda front. also, unclean food surfaces.
A friend of ours is currently preparing to launch a slaw-themed food truck – various sandwiches featuring different gourmet slaws among the toppings.
In completely unrelated news a tractor-trailer overturned on I490 downtown this AM, spilling cabbages and closing all lanes Eastbound, two of three lanes Westbound.