Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for January 26, 2021

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richard's poor almanack by richard thompson restaurant closings the following establishments have been closed for health code violations hypercoffee - blown to hellandgone by a crazed barista attempting to make a quintuple shot espresso. ma's kountry kitchen ma's kountry kitchen - most of the waitstaff have a hitchyin their get-alongs and the maitre d' is drunk on "squeeze." bub's cap'n bubs sushi-tapas-waffle-grill & dairy bar a brasserie try out donut holes cap'n bubs sushi-tapas-waffle-grill & dairy bar, a brasserie. closd for being confusing. menu: care to try our value combo meal? rogue drive-thru inter-com - continued to sol-licit meal orders despite having no connection to a restaurant. mr stickys man: help! mr. sticky's very, very softserve ice cream - all napkin dispensers empty despite spreading pool of molten ice cream. p.j. piehole's family food p.j. piehole's - a colony of angry minks was dis-covered living in the men's room. see related story in "animal watch" column.