Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for June 02, 2023
and now, march. march: whoopsie march comes in on clumsy feet, kicks the trash cans down the street. march: oh, man. sorry! spills some garbage on the lawn, blows the rest to hellandgone, march: oops ow zzzt tzzt knocks the branches off the trees, gives the power lines a squeeze. march: my bad! whups. sorry! then march leaves & as it goes the sun comes out. then it snows.