Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for June 24, 2011
June 23, 2011
June 25, 2011
Transcript:
Rip and Doc Shaw have blown up the only way out of local villain Jack Spade's underground lair. Doc: Rip? Rip, are you all right? Rip: It's totally black down here - no light. Maybe "sniff, sniff!" I smell a villain trying to escape!! Let's follow him! I bet that Cajun Crazy is holding the ace of spades up his sleeve! Spade: C'est la vie and all that mumbo-gumbo! Rip: There's nothing more annoying than a smug Cajun voodoo daddy.
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