Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for August 04, 2011
August 03, 2011
August 05, 2011
Transcript:
Man: My son is in jail for a murder he didn't commit! He hid proof of his innocence inside a book marked on that map, even though his lawyer advised against it! Proof that Axe Jefferson, a local mob boss, er, respectable businessman, is the real killer! Meanwhile, in a car hidden in the darkness Axe: We can't let him get to that evidence! I hate implicating evidence! I can't go to jail, my fantasy baseball team is in first place!
Implicating evidence can be so…implicating, wouldn’t you agree? Can you imagine the impact his real-life incarceration can have on a fantasy game? The poor dears…