Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for January 31, 2012

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Goons: We didn't think you'd make it, Wolfe. How long does it take to knock off a big-chinned do-gooder, anyway? Sheesh! Wolfe: He's deader than the gas-powered Segway! Put one right between the old eyeballs! When I make a move - head for the door! Goon: Look who I found out in the woods! It's that cop! Wolfe: Hey, in my defense, look at his eyes! They're like miniature pins!