Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for June 05, 2012

Transcript:

Relationship guru Dr. McLuvyah tries to get to the bottom of Cobra's issues! Rip: Talk to me, child-dig deep into your mind - surely there was a true love in your life. Cobra: I - I see a yacht. I was on a boat trip with my legal guardian, Uncle Carson! I was a teenager! I wanted boys to kiss, not decks to swab! Looks like company. That's when he and his father asked to come aboard. Man: I don't see no pirates, Dutch! Just some stinky girl and her obviously adopted uncle! Dutch: Crud.